just gonna stand there and watch me burn
but thats alright because
i like the way it hurts
wow i can’t believe this
Put a pancake on a girl’s head when she’s asleep to keep her warm and safe.
Local news covering my existence.
why wasnt i a part of this
IM STILL LAUGHING OVER THIS IT’S BEEN A DAY
what is this even from
"all opposed say nay" the officer says shocked, the room is filled with neighs. the government has been taken over by horseslet’s go boys
so my roommate often talks in his sleep
normally it’s just things in spanish, or gibberish, or fragments of sentences
but tonight his true colors came out and i hear him say excitedly
"Yeah guys, and now it’s time to Bedazzle everything.”